So many stories I don't even know where to begin. First someone who Natalie sees on a regular basis is in serious trouble. We are not sure who at this point but when we find out, you are in soooo much trouble. The other day at dinner I was joking around with her asking her all sorts of silly questions. We were talking about her day and I was asking her about what Hallie did. I asked her something like "Did Hallie have ice cream?" and then "Did Hallie eat pizza?". Natalie said "No, she didn't." She thought for a minute and said "What were you thinkin' about?" Sara and I tried our hardest to not laugh because that is not something you want to hear from your two year old for fear that at Sunday School she looks up at the teacher and says "What were you thinkin' about?" So whoever you are, know that we are looking for you. :)
Last weekend my dad and I painted Natalie's room. It was of course miserable outside so hanging out all day painting seemed like a great idea. When we broke the news to Natalie she said "Oh, can I have green like Hallie's room?" We said no, she got purple so she would have her own room. She said in her saddest little voice, "But I want green like Hallie." We convinced her that her own room would be better. She "helped" us for a few minutes and painted a few streaks on her wall. She was so proud of herself and walked around the rest of the day talking about how she "helped" paint her room. That night when we were done and had the room all put back together I took Natalie in to show it to her. She loved it! I was so relieved. After what she said earlierI had this nightmare of her walking in and going "No, I DON'T WANT PURPLE!" and throwing a huge fit, but she didn't. She did the opposite, she went "ooooh, it's purple!" A few minutes later she was in Hallie's room for something and I walked in and asked her how she liked her new room color. She stared straight up at me and said "Oh, it looks terrific, dada. I just love it!" Makes a daddy proud. :)
Tonight we went for a walk. It was a little windy, but other than that pretty nice. Wrigley was her usual self, more on that later. Natalie is getting over being sick so she was getting kind of fussy and wanted to walk with us about a mile from our house. I said, how about you ride on my shoulders instead. She was good with that so up she went. When she's on my shoulders she likes to play with my ears. Not sure why but she does. Sara and I were walking along chatting when I hear above me "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear ears, happy birthday to you!" I almost dropped her as I was laughing. Like I've said before, that girl kills me.
Another dinner story. Last night she was in the worst part of whatever illness she was dealing with so it was all we could do to get her to eat anything for supper. I promised to go get her ice cream if she would eat her dinner. So she fussed a little bit and then said "you go now to get the ice cream." Sara said that she needed to eat two more grapes before I would go. So she said okay. A little back story. Even when she's healthy she sometimes will only eat fruit if she shares with you. She goes one for one. You eat, she eats. That's her deal. Well, last night she picked up two grapes and said "I will eat these two. Mommy you eat one too." So Sara picked one out of the bowl on the table and started to eat it. Natalie screams "NO, you don't eat that one!" So Sara puts the grape down and Natalie says "You eat this one" and extends her hand with one of the two she had. So they both eat a grape. Natalie looks at me with a mouth full of grape and says "now you go get the ice cream"....sneaky devil. She thought mommy's grape counted on her tally. Sometimes I think she's too smart for her own good.
Today I got my first phone call from Natalie at work. It was very important too, I assure you. I answered the phone and could hear Sara in the background saying "put the phone to your ear" and then I heard "Wrigley went outside." Me: "She did?" Nat: "She went poopy." Me: "That's a good dog." Nat: "Yah, here mommy, I'm done." I asked Sara if that is what she called to tell me and Sara said no, she told Natalie she was going to call daddy at work and Nat said "Oh, I will talk to him first and you next" So apparently she felt the need to tell me that my dog went the bathroom. I love having a two year old! :)
Now for the Wrigley story. That dog likes to go for walks.....a lot. She pulls and pulls and pulls the whole time, no matter how long we go, no matter how many times she goes the bathroom. She pees about every 10 feet, I swear. This act gets very frustrating for me as I have to stop with her every time she goes and my right arm is now three inches longer than my left. The most embarassing thing is when she takes a #2. I feel like a horrible dog owner because I don't clean it up and I just pray that nobody is watching. Most of the time she does it in lots that are obviously owned by the city or in a corner of a yard where no one has appeared to walk for ages anyway so I don't feel that bad about it. Not tonight. She pooped right by someone's mailbox. Door was open and everything so I was just hoping they weren't watching, I have to be honest. They were. Oops. Enter angry lady. She comes flying out the door and stands on her porch "Hey, are you going to clean that up?" Honestly, we weren't if we hadn't got caught. But since we did we said, sure we'd be right back after we got a bag and scooper. Apparently the husband didn't buy it. About half a block from their house, he pulled up and stopped beside us IN HIS VAN and said "Are you really going to go back and clean that up?" We assured him we were and that was good enough for him as he drove off. And after we got home, I did go back and clean up after my dog. We won't go on a walk without the scooper and bag again, I assure you of that. But honestly, did he have to chase us down with his van? It's just a little dog poo, it's like fertilizer. It's not like it's a nuclear weapon that could kill you for goodness sake, it's just poo. Is it worth all the fuss? Would you chase someone down if their dog pooped in your yard and they didn't clean it? Me, I would just go scoop it up myself, what's the big deal? Oh well, I learned my lesson and will be a responsible dog owner from now on.